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"Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave."

"Your wife becoming...be will I."

"I just want you to be happy. Okay?"

"Jazz is stupid! I mean, just play the right notes."

"I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse."

"I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day."

"If the seat is open, the job is open."

"I thought this was an office, not the Thunderdome."

"My birthday was two months ago. There was no party."

"Mommy you're a princess. Mommy you're a superstar."

"You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."

"You know it. I am never getting married. Like Clooney."

"I consider myself a good person. But I am going to make him cry."

"Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"

"Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!"

"Your art was the prettiest art of all the art."

"And suddenly, I was awake."

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."